he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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