ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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