Yo dont text me then not text me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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