she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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