did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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