she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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