Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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