Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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