Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
These tits shall not be calmed
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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