My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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