This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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