He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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