u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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