Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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