Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Congratulations! We have a period
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