This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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