There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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