I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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