I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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