I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Your cock deserves a montage
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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