i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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