Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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