I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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