I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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