I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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