My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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