Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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