Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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