just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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