ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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