We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
