Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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