I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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