yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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