I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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