dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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