God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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