Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you will always have a special place in my vag
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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