Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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