brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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