fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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