She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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