I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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