his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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