all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
So. Much. Porn.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize