I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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