I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
