I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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