Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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