physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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