Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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