O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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