Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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